From the recording Northern Songs
Dave – Vocals, Rhythm Guitar & Kazoo
Jon – Lead & Rhythm Guitar
Eric – Bass Guitar
Casey – Drums & Horns
Lyrics
(IF YOU'SE A) VIPER
Well I dream about a reefer five feet long
Not too fat and not too strong
The sky is high and so am I
If you'se a viper
Now I'm the king of everything
But I gotta get high before I can swing
The sky is high and so am I
If you'se a viper
Chorus
When your throat gets dry you know that you're high
Everything is dandy
Now you cruise on down to the candy store
Bust your chops on some peppermint candy
Then you know that you been sent
You don't give a damn if you can't pay the rent
The sky is high and so am I
If you'se a viper
Instrumental
Repeat Verse 2
Repeat Chorus
Instrumental Outro
End