Dave – Vocals & Rhythm Guitar
Jon – Lead & Rhythm Guitars, Bass Guitar & Backing Vocals
Casey – Backing Vocals
Matt – Drums, Backing Vocals

Lyrics

BAXTER BEAR

You got a million-dollar home
He’s got a bone
You got a law degree from Yale
He’s got a tail
You got a new Mercedes Benz
A yacht that you bought to impress your friends
You think you’re fly but he don’t care
He’s Baxter Bear

You think your time is running out
He’s got a snout
Feel like you’re sinking in a hole
He’s got a bowl
You can’t afford to pay your bills
Your kids are all hopped up on pills
Your life’s a mess but he don’t care
He’s Baxter Bear

Hey there Baxter, Baxter
He’s the dog that’s running faster
Master of disaster
The only dog I’m after
Doing tricks for treats
Stealing socks and chewing sheets
He’s so cute that it ain’t fair
He’s Baxter Bear

Guitar Solo

You fear your goals are out of reach
He’s got a leash
You hate the meanness in this world
He hates squirrels
It’s like the light in you is dead
Barely get yo ass up out your bed
You’re giving up but he don’t care
He’s Baxter Bear

Hey there Baxter, Baxter
He’s the dog that’s running faster
Master of disaster
The only dog I’m after
Taking pees on poles
Chasing balls and digging holes
He’s so cute that it ain’t fair
Tearing up my favorite chair
The other dogs, they can’t compare
To Baxter Bear
WOOF!

END